In The Food Geek Store, for your enjoyment, is the TurDUCKen Apron! Flee from the frankenfood that is a bird stuffed in a bird stuffed up the backside of yet another bird. The turkey will never taste as good as the duck. The duck skin can't get crispy. The chicken, well, the chicken is just in a terribly uncomfortable situation. Say no to turducken, and yes to duck.